Saturday, November 05, 2005

Republicans Against Free Enterprise

Oh, yeah--there are quite a few of them. They "protect" us, you see--that way, The Children Will Be Saved (from something...)

This week's "Protection" will prevent micro-breweries from selling their beer directly to customers. Who KNOWS what could happen if W-O-W Distributors didn't get their piece of the action? DISEASE!!! DESTRUCTION!!! DEATH!!!! Your children will be ORPHANS and your wives will be WIDOWS!!!

THE COUNTRY WILL BE INVADED!!! THE COMMIES WILL TAKE OVER!!!

DISTRIBUTORS MUST GET A PIECE OF THE ACTION!!!!!
Republicans who fell for this line of crap include:
Fitzgerald, Gundrum, Gunderson, and "I'm Running For Congress, Gimme Money" Gard.

3 comments:

shana said...

Just another way to destroy small businesses.

shana said...

Oh, and tax the beer more than once, too.

Marcus Aurelius said...

Very interesting.

It makes my support for Terri a better thing.