Thursday, November 10, 2005

Louisiana's Aid Request to Go Up

Following on the hurricane-damage requests from Sen. Landrieu (asking for a mere 150% of actual damages plus other penalties on the taxpayer to be named later), we now expect Sen. Landrieu and the Governor-ette Stooge Queen to require another several billion dollars to effect recovery from the following:

Louisiana's rate of syphilis cases ranked number one in the nation last year, while its gonorrhea rate placed second and its chlamydia rate was third.


Scarlette said...

No, they can't have any money for their sexually transmitted diseases. It isn't caused by the hurricane, they've always had one of the highest rates of std's.
I would be ashamed to even ask.

Although, I can see them blaming it on the hurricane indirectly...people were waiting to be rescued with other people, and either willingly or forcefully putting themselves in that proximity and then spreading the "love".

Neo-Con Tastic said...

How does one type the oinking and squealing sound?

Here piggy, piggy, piggy! Keep spending my money! SOOOOOO WEEEEEE