Sunday, November 06, 2005

Grocery Store Ripoffs

Through reliable sources, we're learning that there has been a rash of grocery-store ripoffs lately--apparently unarmed individuals are stuffing WHOLE CHICKENS (among other items) into their pants and running out of the stores.

The sources also indicate that this is unusual; typically, these ripoffs begin around Christmas time, not before Thanksgiving.

Hmmmmmm......

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