Sunday, June 15, 2008

Some Wildlife Is More Equal...

Here's how it breaks down, squirrels:

The feeders are for the birdies. Not for you.

That is a decree from on high, not from me.

You'd be amazed how quickly that .17" pellet moves--yes, faster than Mach 1.

Don't try for the bird-food.
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2 comments:

Phelony Jones said...

An excerpt from Fathers' Day, 2007:

Me: Pa, what would you like for fathers' day?

Pa: Teach your mom how to shoot the squirrels

6/16/2008 6:07 AM
Display Name said...

Gonna fry it up in your popcorn popper, too? If they've been eating all your sunflower seeds and corn, they'll taste even better.

6/18/2008 4:40 PM

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