Sunday, June 15, 2008

Some Wildlife Is More Equal...

Here's how it breaks down, squirrels:

The feeders are for the birdies. Not for you.

That is a decree from on high, not from me.

You'd be amazed how quickly that .17" pellet moves--yes, faster than Mach 1.

Don't try for the bird-food.

2 comments:

Phelony Jones said...

An excerpt from Fathers' Day, 2007:

Me: Pa, what would you like for fathers' day?

Pa: Teach your mom how to shoot the squirrels

John Foust said...

Gonna fry it up in your popcorn popper, too? If they've been eating all your sunflower seeds and corn, they'll taste even better.