See the Headline, Start Laughing

 Local Pravda has reached a milestone!  

Wildfire smoke a reminder that climate change impacts human health

 The milestone?  There will be at least one totally laughable headline in each day's edition.

See, there are two, and only two, Great Maladies in the world of Little Local Pravda:

1)  "Climate change" which is the cause of many world problems from "health" to insurance costs, increasing (or decreasing) bird populations, yellowing (or too-white) teeth, dormant (or lush) lawns, floods, fires, droughts, hurricanes, tornadoes, grocery costs, and hangnails.  Causes of this #1 malady?  Any damn thing normal people do, especially eating, heating and cooling their homes, and driving off to see Granny in an ICE-propelled vehicle.  Also living away from Big Cities.

2)  Donald Trump, who is the cause of all the rest of the problems of the world.  By extension, all of Trump's fanbois are great maladies who must be dealt with (see "Guns" below.) 

There are a few Minor Maladies, too!

1)  Election Fraud truth--which--to Pravda--is simply not true.  No further discussion is allowed or needed.

2)  Actual Conservatives who--by nature--are racist, homophobic, transphobic, fascist Haterzzz.  (Republicans are not always Actual Conservatives.  There are 'good' Republicans.  You know who they are because they denounce Actual Conservatives.)

3)  Guns, unless used by Approved Authorities such as the always-honorable FBI, IRS, BATF/E, and EPA pursuing the cause of justice by, well, you know... 

4)  The followers of Christianity who actually believe in the Ten Commandments and/or have Latin stuff in their services *shudder*.  (Fortunately, the FBI is going to take care of them.  See "Guns" above.)