Thursday, August 20, 2009

Insults? Nasty, Filthy Insults? Coming Right Up!!

There is a certain creativity to insulting someone--although in the cases below, there is certainly crudity. And crude innuendo. And non-innuendo crudity.

But they are also a bit creative. You may cut/paste for future use, but by all means credit the author, (Ace) or you know what could happen to you.....

[A certain female MSNBC "journalist"] is a dirty, lying, pus-mouthed whore.
A cheap, sore-riddled nasty bit of gutterscrunge who'll rent you her mouth for the change in your pocket.

A tawdry wallow-trollop oozing with syphilitic fester who raises her filthy skirts at the scent of crack-smoke.

A disease-dripping pincushion, the media's vile mattress of last resort, a pathogen in garish vinyl high heels, a loose-toothed croup-breathed nightcrawler reeking of bathtub gin, fungicide, and the genetic stink of human desperation.

A skanky bit of mung-trash sloughing off diseased skin like a leprous snake. (A leprous snake who whores out her verminous cloaca for two bits a pop, I mean.)

This sad clown of a whore, oozing with foul custard and slack and sloppy as an over-used trash bag, is too stupid to know how to lie judiciously, and so lies promiscuously and wantonly, demonstrating all the discretion she once showed in junior high when her nickname was "Automatic" [ X ].

Not the sort that gained your Mom's approval, eh, Ace?


VSO said...

I admire their restraint.

Grim said...

"There is a very real sense in which the Christian is worse than the heathen, the Spaniard worse than the Red Indian, or even the Roman potentially worse than the Carthaginian. But there is only one sense in which he is worse; and that is not in being positively worse. The Christian is only worse because it is his business to be better."

Chesterton, The Everlasting Man.