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Well, with the writers on strike, SOMEBODY has to do this for Leno.

Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide

Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges

Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft

Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant

Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers

And, as a coup de grace,

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says

Stolen from Orthometer.