If the WuFlu Scare Doesn't Work...........

............then here's another thing that's TRUMP'S FAULT:

Asian giant hornets, nicknamed Asian ‘murder hornets,’ have been sighted in Washington state. Entomologists are worried that these hornets could “establish” in the U.S. and devastate bee populations.

The deadly hornets measure about two inches long and according to The New York Times, they have “teardrop eyes like Spider-Man, orange and black stripes that extend down its body like a tiger, and broad, wispy wings like a small dragonfly.”...

In about a month, "intelligence community sources" will tell the Washington Post that the CIA warned Trump about this invasion 6 months ago, but Trump ignored them.  At about the same time, Johns Hopkins will release projections telling us that the wasps "...will kill up to 2 million Americans before October...."

Ten million Karens will tell all their neighbors to SHELTER IN PLACE UNDER YOUR BED.  In New York State, Gov. Cuomo will complain that Trump's DHS failed to deliver 25 million cans of Raid and he will then close down all the hospitals preparing for the surge of bee-sting patients.

Tony Evers, reading from a script written by his Abortion Barbies Palm and Gau, will declare that all parks, all schools, and all areas with trees (including YOUR yards) will be closed until Winter of 2021.

The NYTimes will note that calling the hornets "Asian" is RAAAAAAAAYYYYYYCISSSS!!!!XENOPHOOOOBE!!!! and properly preach its platitudes to its remaining 57 readers, while CNN denounces everyone.

The Democrats, NYT, WaPo, CNN, NBC, ABC, and CBS will also make a play for Universal Mail-In-Fraud which they will call "voting."  Tony Evers will cancel the November 3rd election on November 2nd.

Masses will once again be prohibited by Catholic Bishops based on the risk that walking through the parking lot will expose parishioners to a 0.00005% chance of being stung.  This order will be lifted by Ash Wednesday, but only after each parish has 25,000 cans of Raid available for use and placed in the pews.

Hordes of hornets will attack unionized meatpacker employees, closing food plants.   

Trump wins 48 States, the House goes (R) 385-50, and Democrats retain 2 seats in the Senate.

Peace settles over the land.