Golly Gee, Andy!

 Surprise, surprise, surprise!

Robberies involving suspects donning medical-style face masks have exploded across the country, prompting some stores to close early to keep employees safe.

Normally, walking into a store wearing a mask anywhere in the United States would arouse suspicion, but because face-coverings are required in many areas to help curb the spread of COVID-19, criminals using surgical masks and gloves to disguise their faces and fingerprints are able to blend in with other shoppers....

You MUST wear a mask in Illinois if you are not able to "socially estrange."  So now the term FIB will mean "F***ing Illinois Bandit"......for the time being.