Thursday, December 22, 2005

REAL Torture

Here's how we handle all this stuff.

First, we get a room, about 1000 square feet. Secure. Barred windows, solidly lockable door, etc., nice furniture but nothing that can be made into weapons, all fastened securely to the floor or walls.

Now we attach men's and ladies' rooms, with showers, similarly secure.

Then we attach a kitchen, fully equipped, but separated from The Room by a solid wall--the wall will have apertures.

Yup. Pretty close to a prison. Nice--but a prison.

Now we fill the room with those who deserve each others' company.

I'll start the list:

Osama
Saddam
BagManDoyle
Feingold
Hldebeeste
X42
Feinstein
Reid
Risser

Get the idea? OK. Now you make additions. Think it will be crowded? No problem--we'll add another room.

No radio--no TV--no 'Net--no phone. No books, newspapers, periodicals. All they get to do is eat, sleep, and talk with each other. No interpreters, either...

3 comments:

steveegg said...

Adding to the list -

Nobody's Senator, Herb Kohl
Terrell Owens
Drew Rosenhaus
Bud Selig
George Steinbrenner
E. Michael McCann
Gary George
Chuck Chvala
Dale Shultz
Elliot Spitzer
Kitty Brennan
Lee Holloway
Michael McGee (both Sr. and Jr.)

I could go on, but I have to leave some names for others :-)

Neo-Con Tastic said...

Murtha
MSM

Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Then, we commission Barbara Streisand to sing for them non stop. HA!