Saturday, December 03, 2005

French-ized Appleton Kittycat

According to this report, the Appleton cat who journeyed to France (and back) has undergone some personality changes after three weeks in the land of liberte, fraternite, egalite...

Aside from being a little fatter and a lot less tolerant of cowboy arrogance, Emily was given a clean bill of health - although her owners have expressed concern about the sassy pussycat's change in behavior. Apparently she's stopped bathing, wets herself when intimidated, is prone to long bouts of pointless mewling, and has established a collaborative relationship with several household mice instead of hunting them down like an imperialist aggressor bent on world domination.

And she nasalizes all her purring.

3 comments:

Scarlette said...

That cat is even more useless now.

Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

I was told it turned gay...

Peter DiGaudio said...

And it surrenders to mice.