Friday, December 02, 2005

Charlie's REAL Christmas List

Da Godfadda has spoken lovingly, tenderly, and affectionately about his snowblower--sometimes to the extent that one wonders about his true, ah, orientation. Nonetheless, in recognition of his affection for these machines, perhaps some of Charlie's pals should pitch in a few spare dollarinos and gift-wrap THIS baby:

Some selected bloggers (you know, the ones selected for his TV show based on their good looks or technical blog-smarts) should show their gratitude.

Here you have a Chevy 454cid, 425HP engine complete with Positraction differential running a full hydrodrive tranny, complete with tuned headers and dual 4" straight pipes. (This feature may cause problems with neighbors at 3AM, but what the hey...)

The manufacturer tells us that it will "blow the snow back to where it came from." Well, at least as far as Iowa, which should suffice.

HT: Random 10


Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Forget Iowa, that sucker will blow snow back to the Antartica. Incedentley, the penguins will also here the exhaust pipes from that sucker. Question is, would cherry bombs make those pipes sound any better.

Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Excuse me, HEAR not here. I also missed the question mark in my haste. Typos. Don't worry about it captain spelling bee, I caught my own mistake.

Scarlette said...

You also misspelled "incidentally".
I thought maybe you might rather 'here' it from me than from Dad. :)