Tuesday, December 09, 2008

The Real "New New Deal"

Planet Moron boils it all down for you.

In his continuing effort to reassure a nervous public that he will be ready to hit the ground running on January 20, president-elect Barack Obama released another Saturday address in which he laid out in painstaking generalities, a plan by his economic team to take a broad look at a range of options that possibly will be taken

...Spend money on infrastructure, but not slowly through carefully planned projects that will yield the biggest bang for the buck and ensure funds are are not doled out as political favors or lost to graft and corruption, but rather do it in a “smarter way” by rushing into projects with reckless abandon as quickly as humanly possible

...Ensure every American has access to the bounty of first-rate digital pornography readily available over high-speed broadband Internet connections. It is unacceptable that 14 other countries around the world are ahead of us in the capacity to easily access erotic material

We can hardly wait for the rest of the program!

3 comments:

Steve Burri said...

...he laid out in painstaking generalities, a plan by his economic team to take a broad look at a range of options that possibly will be taken.

Great line.

Dad29 said...

Yes. That's the reason that I read Planet Moron daily. He is damn good.

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