Thursday, June 02, 2011

Keep Your Daughters Away From Downtown

The definitive take on Little Weenie from AOSHQ:

He looks guilty because he's guilty.

He acts guilty because he's guilty.

He talks guilty because he's guilty.

He doesn't call the cops on the hackers because he's guilty.

He calls the cops on reporters because he's guilty.

He doesn't deny the picture is his because he's guilty.

This is not complicated. This is not Twin Peaks.

Coulter's line was best: it should be settled in small-claims court.

Regardless, if you have a buxom daughter over the age of........umnnnhhh.......16, it would be prudent to keep her out of Downtown Milwaukee this weekend.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Says the blogger who enables anony posters to advocate sodomy without fear of reprisal. Can we say hypocrite?