Tuesday, December 01, 2009

Nervous Nellies at Goldman Sachs

According to Bloomberg News, the Goldman Sachs boyzzz are buying handguns ...

Dec. 1 (Bloomberg) -- “I just wrote my first reference for a gun permit,” said a friend, who told me of swearing to the good character of a Goldman Sachs Group Inc. banker who applied to the local police for a permit to buy a pistol. The banker had told this friend of mine that senior Goldman people have loaded up on firearms and are now equipped to defend themselves if there is a populist uprising against the bank.  --via Ticker

Ticker also provides a good deal of free advice to the Goldman Boyzzzz.  It's worth a read because it is both good AND humorous.  For example,

Everyone who is stockpiling [ammo] in various amounts is doing so for different reasons, and most would self-declare it as protection against "zombies."  Definitions of "zombie" differ

Indeed.

1 comment:

badger said...

swearing to the good character of a Goldman Sachs Group Inc. banker

lol