Mix/match or take your pick.
** WH: ALL TARP FUNDS MUST BE RETURNED IN 72 HOURS; NEW PROGRAM TO BE CALLED "CONSUMER RAPE ANALYSIS PROGRAM" (CRAP) BEING ANNOUNCED FRIDAY.
** WH: FBI HOLDER - ALL BANK CEOS TO REMAIN IN US, ARRESTS PENDING.
** WH: BUDGET RESCINDED, NEW BUDGET CUTS FEDERAL SPENDING 70%, BALANCED THIS YEAR.
***MADISON: DOYLE TO RESIGN AND PROCESS SELF INTO MENDOTA, KLEPTOMANIA ADMITTED
***MADISON: RISSER DIED IN OFFICE CHAIR 3 YEARS AGO; STAFFERS IGNORED HIM
***MADISON: GUNDRUM TAKES OVER AS GOVERNOR, CUTS SPENDING 80%, ANNOUNCES TAX REBATES AVERAGING $5,000/PERSON
***MILWAUKEE: AFSCME AGREES TO 20% WAGE CUT, "NO RULES" CONTRACT; BARRETT TO REDUCE PROPTAX 30%
***MILWAUKEE: TEACHERS LEAVE WEAC, ACCEPT "CHOICE SCHOOL" PAY/BENEFIT PACKAGE. MPS TO ISSUE 50% LEVY DECREASE
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I give up. Which one was the April fools joke?
Wouldn't it be grand...
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