Saturday, November 22, 2008

The New Order: "In" and "Out"

To go with the automotive news (below), Planet Moron has the Style section list.

Food:

Out: Eating out six times a week.
In: Eating six times a week.

Transportation:

Out: Sweetheart discounted lease on a BMW 335i.
In: Sweetheart discounted bus pass for the crosstown metro.

Investments:

Out: One hundred shares of IBM Stock that yield $50 in cash dividends.
In: One pallet of canned beans that yield 3840 servings of canned beans

Environment:

Out: Paying a little bit more for green energy because, goshdarnit, that’s just how much you care about the environment.
In: Gathering old garden mulch, leftover paint thinner and the leaves that blew in from your neighbor’s yard and burning them in your fireplace because, goshdarnit, that’s just how much you care about not freezing to death

Yes, of course he has more at the link....

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