Monday, February 05, 2007

How to Kill Terrorists

These bozo/wannabe "soldiers" are dumber than boxes of rocks:

Like the time when some ISF were driving and got blasted by an IED, causing numerous casualties and preventing them from recovering the vehicle. The terrorists came out and did their rifle-pumping-in-the-air thing, shooting AKs, dancing around like monkeys. Videos went ’round the world, making it appear the terrorists were running Mosul, which was pretty much what was being reported at the time.

But that wasn’t the whole story. In the Yarmuk neighborhood, only terrorists openly carry AK-47s. The lawyers call this Hostile Intent. The soldiers call this Dead Man Walking.

Deuce Four is an overwhelmingly aggressive and effective unit, and they believe the best defense is a dead enemy. They are constantly thinking up innovative, unique, and effective ways to kill or capture the enemy; proactive not reactive. They planned an operation with snipers, making it appear that an ISF vehicle had been attacked, complete with explosives and flash-bang grenades to simulate the IED. The simulated casualty evacuation of sand dummies completed the ruse.

The Deuce Four soldiers left quickly with the “casualties,” “abandoning” the burning truck in the traffic circle. The enemy took the bait. Terrorists came out and started with the AK-rifle-monkey-pump, shooting into the truck, their own video crews capturing the moment of glory. That’s when the American snipers opened fire and killed everybody with a weapon. Until now, only insiders knew about the AK-monkey-pumpers smack-down."

Monkey-pump, indeed.

3 comments:

mickey said...

Katie Couric is going to soil herself on the air. Dear God THE CHILDREN!!!

St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

I'm glad someone over there is using their gray matter for more than just catching shrapnel. Now, if we could get that kind of mental effort out of some Senators..

Billiam said...

Jimbob, do you really think we can get the Senators to pump some AK47's? I like that idea... *Billiam laughs and evil laugh*