Wednesday, September 30, 2020

The Utter Fatuity of Joe Biden

Looks like Biden remembers the blowback he got from his "Shoot into the air!!!" inanity.  So now he wants to avoid use-of-force, and has a really good suggestion for street cops.

Democrat presidential candidate Joe Biden said at Tuesday's debate he's "totally opposed to defunding police officers," but he does like the idea of pairing psychologists or psychologists with officers "to keep them from having to use force."...

(I would call that "the Wigderson solution" except Wiggy is not that stupid.)

"Dispatch, this is Bravo 214.  I see the suspect in the parking lot.  He's away from the lights.  Looks like he may have a pistol"

"Bravo 214, dispatch.  Deploy the shrink."

"What about the pistol?"

"You're authorized to yell at the suspect if the shrink gets shot.  NO VIOLENCE!!  We're sending a backup shrink with Bravo 215.  That is all."

 Yah, Joe.  That'll work.


 

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