For the time being, only the Babylon Bee knows about this.
...While several Democrats have simply questioned Kavanagh’s prior
political opinions, a growing contingent within the Party is demanding
that the nominee submit to a DNA test in order to prove that he’s not
literally Adolf Hitler.
“History books claim that Hitler committed suicide by ingesting
cyanide and then shooting himself in the head, but we don’t know
anything for sure,” said Sen. Cory Booker (D-NJ). “Wouldn’t it be just
like this president to choose Hitler to serve on the Supreme Court?”...
"Depends" Leahy will be the one who makes the request.
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