Thursday, September 13, 2018

History of Politics, Explained!!

Many of you have wondered how Communism and Fascism started. 

Wonder no more!!  The eminent political historian, Sergei Brin, has answered!!

Boredom.

Yes, that's what he said, and he's rich, so he must be exceedingly smart.  Boredom was the father of Communism and Fascism.

Another very very very very very smart guy there (I dare to use "guy", but don't know for sure) declared that the very same Boredom resulted in the election of President Trump.

Now that those questions are settled, academics and less-very-very-very-very smart people (like the Stupids that inhabit flyover country) can investigate something else.  Like why the very-very-very-very-very-smartest people in the world wear beanies with propellers at company meetings.

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