Tuesday, September 29, 2009

ObamaLympics

Heh. (To see the re-designed logo, go to this link.)

...Not only will the Olympics rings be replaced with Obama's ubiquitous campaign iconography, several new sporting events will be added to provide a more "Chicago" feel.

Track and field events will include Bail Jumping, Legal Hurdles, Blame Throwing and the always popular Graftathalon. Secondary competitions include such Chicago favorites as Freestyle Corruption, Under-the-Table Tennis, Greco-Roman Racketeering and Fencing. (Due to the recent ineligibility of ACORN, Ballot Boxing and Synchronized Vote Fraud have been cut from the program.)

And, of course, there's consideration of such events as the Capone Relays, (using cases of whiskey instead of a baton), and FIB Driving, where moving traffic violations ADD points to your score.

HT: DigiShirt

4 comments:

krshorewood said...

Someone who supported the uber-corrupt Bush administration should have crap to say in this case.

Shoebox said...

Who said there was no longer any humor in politics? This was great!
I see that some of your readers have had their humor gene removed...sucks to be them!

krshorewood said...

Actually the real humor is the poll over at Real Debate where the baboons are voting for the Olympics to end up somewhere else other than Chicago, just because they hate the black man most of us elected.

How pathetic.

John Foust said...

No doubt that skunk Obama will try to put the Parks department logo on his sign, too, and then someone on BadgerBlogger will pretend to be Obama getting mad.