Parsing Vatican "Statements" Like Clinton "Statements"

Here in the USA, we had the Clintons, who taught us how to parse statements.

So when the Vatican issues a statement like this:

The February summit is intended to help bishops “clearly understand what they need to do to prevent and combat the worldwide problem of the sexual abuse of minors,” the Vatican said Wednesday

....we know that the Vatican used the term "minors" because some of the problem involves abuse of NON-MINORS.  Like seminary students, for example, who are being groomed to be homosexual playthings by bishops.

By the way, it's interesting that we now read Clinton and Vatican statements the same way, no?