Thursday, December 30, 2010

Klein's Essay on the Constitution

Bet you didn't know that Klein actually wrote an essay on the Constitution.

Iowahawk found it.

Because the Constitution is so old, it is written in the "old-timey" language of people of more than one century ago, which leads many modern people to get confused and frustrated by it. "What is this stupid boring thing?" they will ask, then go back to playing Super Mario Cart. These modern people could not be any more wrong, because hidden underneath all the "so-called" confusing words is an exciting story with twists and turns everywhere. Fortunately, and most importantly, the Founding Fathers also invented the Supreme Court which does a good job of translating the Constitution into modern words and juxtaposing them for all of us, the American people of the United States.

Ace is skeptical. He thinks that Klein co-wrote it with Megan McCain. Not a bad theory, but Klein prolly wrote all the big words.

1 comment:

Deekaman said...

Read it, loved it. 'Hawk does some of the best political satire I've seen.