Wednesday, September 27, 2006

URL's That Shouldn't Have Happened

From an email:

The top 10 unintentionally worst company URLs

Attn: Entrepreneurs

Everyone knows that if you are going to operate a business in today's world you need a domain name. It is advisable to look at the domain name selected as others see it and not just as you think it looks. Failure to do this may result in situations such as the following (legitimate) companies who deal in everyday humdrum products and services but clearly didn't give their domain names enough consideration:

1. A site called 'Who Represents' where you can find the name of the agent that represents a celebrity. Their domain name... wait for it...is www.whorepresents.com < http://www.whorepresents.com/ >

2. Experts Exchange a knowledge base where programmers can exchange advice and views at www.expertsexchange.com < http://www.expertsexchange.com/ >

3. Looking for a pen? Look no further than Pen Island at www.penisland.net < http://www.penisland.net/ >

4. Need a therapist? Try Therapist Finder at www.therapistfinder.com< http://www.therapistfinder.com/ >

5. Then of course, there's the Italian Power Generator company...www.powergenitalia.com < http://www.powergenitalia.com/ >

6. And now, we have the Mole Station Native Nursery, based in New SouthWales: www.molestationnursery.com < http://www.molestationnursery.com/ >

7. If you're looking for computer software, there's always www.ipanywhere.com < http://www.ipanywhere.com/ >

8. Welcome to the First Cumming Methodist Church. Their website is www.cummingfirst.com < http://www.cummingfirst.com/ >

9. Then, of course, there's these brainless art designers, and their whacky website: www.speedofart.com < http://www.speedofart.com/ >

10.Want to holiday in Lake Tahoe? Try their brochure website at www.gotahoe.com < http://www.gotahoe.com/ >

This list is rated PG.


3 comments:

DirtCrashr said...

Speedo fart! HAhaha, and what an dizzyingly artlessly and headache-stupid website.

St. Jimbob of the Apokalypse said...

Having milk up your nose is a great way to end a long day. Thanks, Dad.

Rick Lugari said...

Hilarious stuff.