[Pope] Francis noticed that he has rarely heard penitents accusing themselves in confession of having violated nature, the earth, or creation, because “we are not yet aware of this sin.”..."Father, I farted in my home 3 times in the last week, once grievously. This offended my current wife--you know her, Katie, the one I've taken up with following my civil divorce."
"OK. For your penance, do NOT drive your car for three days. Say hello to Katie for me. Go in peace."
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As I've said before, you think I should come "back" to this? These clowns are as bad as Meyers, Osteen, and Warren!
Bill, THEY may be clowns....but the Church is not.
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