...Since our neighboring states are doing better, taking Illinois jobs and businesses and Illinois workers and taxpaying families, they might as well just take the rest of Illinois, too, dammit.
Wisconsin can have Chicago and begin calling it "South Milwaukee."...
Nope. HELL, No!! Not now, not ever.
I have a better idea. Give Chicago to California. Or Venezuela. They are much more compatible, and need a 'change of seasons' place to call home.