We're all aware that there are two, or three, or....maybe........five stories about what happened when the seals hit OBL's
Now we know WHY there are so many versions of the story, including the one TOTUS made up on Sunday night, and then the one Brennan gave on Monday, and then the one........
Leon Panetta, director of the CIA, revealed there was a 25 minute blackout during which the live feed from cameras mounted on the helmets of the US special forces was cut off.
And there are even stories ABOUT the story.
A photograph released by the White House appeared to show the President and his aides in the situation room watching the action as it unfolded. In fact they had little knowledge of what was happening in the compound.
So. TOTUS told 'em all to pose pretty for the picture. Then BozoBrennan told the drooling and slobbering Press that it was a really, really, really tough situation for all those people in the situation room.
(You could tell it was tough because the picture proved it.)
Speaking of "picture proof," there won't be any. No dead-OBL stills for YOU, sucka.
What was that first rule of fight club? There IS no Team Six! Or was it "We don't disclose what we picked up in intel assets."
Joe Biden, The Sheriff, never belonged to fight club.
Let's all go back to birth certificates. It's so much easier to find kerning without TOTUS telling us all what to say and do.