We mentioned the Great Bunny Rabbit Crime; another site has mentioned the Great Yogurt-Selling Crime, and here's the Great Get-Lost-in-a-Blizzard Crime.
Once again, with feeling:
Wisconsin native, conservative critic of everything. "Liberalism is the modern and morbid habit of always sacrificing the normal to the abnormal" --G K Chesterton "Once abolish the God, and the government becomes the God." ---G K Chesterton "The only objective of Liberty is Life" --G K Chesterton "Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions" --G K Chesterton "A man can never have too much red wine, too many books, or too much ammunition." -- Rudyard Kipling