Friday, September 26, 2008

Who IS This B-Yotch, And Who Cares What She Thinks?

Kathleen Parker (of NRO):

Palin’s recent interviews with Charles Gibson, Sean Hannity, and now Katie Couric have all revealed an attractive, earnest, confident candidate. Who Is Clearly Out Of Her League

And after assorted moans, groans, whines, and perma-PMS-driven b-yotching, Kathleen unloads upon us her Sage Advice:

Only Palin can save McCain, her party, and the country she loves. She can bow out for personal reasons, perhaps because she wants to spend more time with her newborn. No one would criticize a mother who puts her family first

Ms. Parker, I have a suggestion for you. Find Mr. Parker and let him have his way with you just once this year.

Perhaps my suggestion is not "Beltway-Cool" enough? I have others which may be less rewarding for you, all involving the phrase 'where the sun never shines.'

HT: Cranky

11 comments:

grumps said...

If enough people tell you that you look sick maybe you should lie down.

Other Side said...

Look sick?

Zach W. said...

Hey dad, would it be okay if I started calling Palin a B-Yotch, or would that be sexist?

Michael J. Cheaney said...

Dad:

Jay Bullock said about you...this posting shows a " continuing pattern, but now, clearly, we see it must be a pathological hatred of women."

To which I must ask of him "How does it feel like to know that your wife has a bigger penis than you?

The only reason I cross posted this comment over here is because I quite frankly am guessing it will be edited from his site....but it was something that I thought needed to be asked....especially since he came out and accused you of hating woman...which we all know is NOT the case...

Disgruntled Car Salesman said...

Hey Zach. Aren't you bleeding heart liberals supposed to be all about women's rights?

Let us crusty old conservatives play our roll, you know, calling women b-yotches.

Oh wait.

You've been trashing Palin on your blog since she emerged.

You beat us to it.

Of course, no one would know about your women and Palin bashing. No one reads that excuse you call a blog.

John said...

You REALLY don't see the difference between criticizing Palin on her statements and qualifications (i.e. her outright lies and lack of experience) and the drivel you peddle?

Expect many giddy links from liberal sites. Your clumsy hypocrisy is laid bare - as if you genuinely cannot help yourselves.

Dad29 said...

Dear John,

I defend REAL women, not EastCoast brie/ChateauLafitte byotches.

So I guess that's sexist, eh?

Your condition, by the way, is diagnosed as recto-cranial inversion.

Get treatment.

Anonymous said...

Palin is an intellectual cipher. What was hazy on the days following her nomination becomes crystal clear now. The Couric interviews clearly doom her. The VP debate will be a real hoot. McCain is headed south and Palin doesn't help him one bit. She's a freaking idiot!

Anonymous said...

Palin has more experience than Borat Obama.
Libs can't stand her because she is moral. Lib are not.
Folktunes is just a clown, he's harmless. Unless he hits you with his purse.

matt said...

Michael Cheaney is fascinated by penises. Do you think he would be better off if he let Dad 29 have his way with him just "once a year".

Buy yeah dad, you love women. Now how about you go out and try and meet one. Then you can "have your way with her" whether she likes it or not.

Are you proposing a rape her- gentlemen? Or are you just kind of stupid?

Zach W. said...

"Of course, no one would know about your women and Palin bashing. No one reads that excuse you call a blog."

Apparently someone reads it, if you know that I've been "trashing" Sarah Palin.

;)

Oh, and just so we're clear, my disdain for Sarah Palin has nothing to do with her gender, but it does have everything to do with the fact that she's been exposed as completely unfit to serve on a national ticket.