Predictions for the new year, written by America's paper of record.
February 1 - WHO runs out of Greek letters for variants and starts naming them after the Muppets
February 2 - Jan 6th committee finally catches your Grandma
September 5 - Jen Psaki becomes Ben Psaki
October 8 - Obama releases new memoir
October 11 - Ted Cruz finally gets to spend a week in Cancun
There are others, every one more factual than any NYSlimes or CNN 'story.' They are also more factual than anything you'll find in our local Pravda, but you knew that already.
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