Tuesday, May 07, 2019

How About Voluntary Gun Registration?

The Democrat Party is fixated on removing guns from United States citizens' hands and homes.

In order to do that, they are pushing some form of gun registration because that way they know where to go to take the guns.  Simple, eh?

Well, then, let's make it easy for them!  Those who choose to register their guns can meet a Democrat candidate for President!!

Democrats should create a voluntary registration procedure including a face-to-face interview with Cory Booker or Crazy Uncle Joe, or Kamala, or Mayor Buttplug.  (Yes, I know:  the interview with Crazy Uncle Joe could turn out to be a "hands-on" interview if you're a female under 25 years of age....)  Do you prefer The Bern?  How about Fauxcahontas?  Swallowswell will be available, and maybe even John Kasich, who will bring an antique mailbag!!! (Yes, he IS a Democrat.)

What a deal!  Assuage your conscience, offer your guns for confiscation, AND meet a future paving-stone in Trump's highway to his second term. 

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