Wednesday, August 03, 2011

What If "The Deal" Didn't Happen?

As usual, Iowahawk fills in the blanks for those wondering about the Dire Consequences of telling the Party In Government to "stuff it" when they told you to BOHICA on "the Deal."

Beltway policy experts begin living by own wits; after 45 minutes there are no survivors.

NPR news segments no longer buffered by soothing zither interludes.

Breadlines teeming with jobless Outreach Coordinators, Diversity Liaisons, and Sustainability Facilitators.

Chaos reigns at Goldman Sachs, who no longer knows who to bribe with political donations.

Potential 5-year old terrorists head to boarding gates ungroped.

With the Dept of Ed shuttered, national school quality plummets to 1960s levels.

Nation's freeway exits croweded with desperate bureaucrats waving 'will regulate for food' signs.

There are more Horrific Scenarios at the link.

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