Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Sample Prayer

This may fit your situation:

A Rifleman’s Prayer:

Oh Lord, I would live my life in freedom, peace and happiness, enjoying the simple pleasures of hearth and home. I would die an old, old man in my own bed, preferably of sexual overexertion.

But if that is not to be, Lord, if monsters such as this should find their way to my little corner of the world on my watch, then help me to sweep those bastards from the ramparts, because doing that is good, and right, and just.

And if in this I should fall, let me be found atop a pile of brass, behind the wall I made of their corpses.

Found here next to a very funny, and sobering, story.


John Foust said...

Yup. No connection between guns, God, and sex.

Anonymous said...

All three of which you don't have, John.

John Foust said...

I've got a name. Why aren't you confident enough to use yours?

Anonymous said...

Because I think I gave your son AIDS.