Monday, May 04, 2009

Lamentations of Phelony

Phel reports on the usual silliness.

...I attended my nephew's first communion. It should have been a beautiful occasion, and I'm sure it was to a majority of people who were there, although many of them shouldn't have been anywhere near a church...

...I inquired, "is confession available before [M]ass?". He looked at me like I was from another plan[e]t. He started leafing through the bulletin, and said "I'm not sure we even offer that anymore".

If that usher's thinking is correct, .........nah. Can't be, can it?


Steve Burri said...

Wasn't Obama's apology tour kinda like a confession covering all of us?

Phelony Jones said...

Sir.. I wish I was kidding about the Usher. He had this curiosity tone of voice as though it was a surprise to him.