Saturday, April 12, 2008

Reeking of Elitism--The Cure

Obamamamama's utterly elitist comments give new meaning to the term "Intellectualoid", but Scrappleface discovered that the candidate also proposes a cure.

The presumptive Democrat presidential front runner, said his plan would employ “these Archie Bunker-type people” [aka 'typical white people'] in government programs “to register and/or confiscate inappropriate personal firearms, to monitor churches for hate-speech about homosexuality or abortion, and to build tax-funded housing for low income illegal aliens.”

“Twenty-five years is a long time to wallow in bitterness like our friends in Pennsylvania, the Midwest and elsewhere have been doing,” said Sen. Obama, “So, until the steel mills can all be converted to casinos and re-opened, we’ll provide good government jobs at high wages that will soothe the rage, and help to re-educate these small-town folk.”

That should fix it.

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