Thursday, May 18, 2006

Never the Same Again

From a friend: The Top 10 Cowboy Movie Lines Which will NEVER Be the Same Again (after Brokeback Mountain)

10: I'm gonna pump you full of lead

9: Gimme a stiff one, barkeep!

8: Don't fret; I've been in tight spots before.

7: Howdy, pardner

6: You stay here while I sneak around from behind!

5: Two words: Saddle Sore!

4: HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!! Now, move your hand, REAL slow-like!!

3: Let mount up!

2: Nice spread you got here!!

1: Ride 'em, Cowboy!!

Honorable mention: from the non-cowboy movie starring the no-name cowboy:

Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you?

2 comments:

Todd said...

Why is it not surprising that you like to think, imagine, and write about these things? It's always those most opposed to equality for gay people, isn't it?

Dad29 said...

Yah. That's it.

Spoken from the depths of ignorance, Todd.