They keep telling us that there IS a perfect climate.
They won't say exactly what that is.
But they sure-as-Hell know DOOM!!! when they see it. That's because they can substitute pure bullshit for facts, and feed it to a "journalist" who will push it into your face.
We're in winter's home stretch and the Great Lakes just reached a historic low ice cover for this time of year.
What is "HISTORIC LOW!!!!"?
... As of Wednesday, the Great Lakes overall had just over 6.5 percent ice cover − the lowest for a Feb. 15 since scientists began recording ice cover more than 50 years ago....
Based on that, we know a lot of "HISTORIC" people, honey.
But wait! You haven't gotten to the DOOM DOOM DOOM part.
And to have DOOM DOOM DOOM, we have to have conditionals in the text. We'll help you see them.
....Declining ice cover, warming lakes and intensifying rainfall from climate change are prime conditions for algae blooms, which form from agricultural runoff. The thick, green mats that form on the lakes’ surface are sometimes toxic to humans and pets.
These blooms appear every summer in Lake Erie and the bay of Green Bay in Lake Michigan. And now, these blooms are showing up in Lake Superior, a lake largely thought of as pristine. ...
Bet you didn't know that "climate change" brings "intensifying rainfall," didja? Well, DIDJA??
...A lack of ice can also result in low lake levels later in the summer, as the lakes heat up quicker and favor evaporation. But how much rainfall the lakes' get later in the year will be the real wild card determining whether we will see lower lake levels...
Or you can look at the very regular 20-year cycle of highs/lows of Great Lakes water levels.
Go ahead, read the rest. Here, we're at our bullshit-level quota for the day.
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