Sunday, January 01, 2017

Damn Good One-Liners

Got here through AOSHQ.  Damn good one-liners!

Sample:

HOW OBAMA CREATES JOBS: 1) Obamacare gets you laid off from your FT career. 2) You get 3 PT jobs to pay the bills. 3) Obama created 2 jobs.

Some say, if God is in control, why was Obama permitted to win twice? Well, he did destroy the Democrat Party, didn't he?

...Obama turned out pretty much like you'd expect a stoner raised by Communists with no business experience to turn out....

And--as Mitchell also notes--that stoner commie is also a lousy golfer.

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