Assholery, Lyrics by Mark Steyn

Camp of the Saints found this:

This land is our land, it sure ain’t your land From downtown DC to the Lake Mead shoreland From the Arctic Refuge to the Gulf Stream waters This land is closed to you and yours
 

So don’t go cruisin’ that endless Skyline And quit your fishin’, put down that fly line Don’t pay respects to your country’s war heroes Their land is closed to you and yours

Don’t even look at that view of Rushmore Don’t volunteer now, you need to hush more Don’t even think of parking near George Washington’s This land is closed to you and yours

This land is our land, it sure ain’t your land From Cuyahoga to the old Claude Moore land From the Blue Ridge Mountains to the yellow police tape Red lines are made for you, not Assad.