Wednesday, December 14, 2011

If the Broncos Win the Super Bowl, Kristallnacht!!!

Stuff that you can't make up.

...A poster boy of the Christian right, Tebow steadfastly thanks Jesus after every game and, while in college, often inscribed biblical messages on his eye paint. Homeschooled in Florida, this child of missionaries turned down his selection as a Playboy All American because it was, well, Playboy.

...People are always looking for signs of God’s beneficence, and a victory by the Orange Crush over the blue-clad Patriots, from the bluest of blue states, will give fodder to a Christian revivalism that has already turned the Republican presidential race into a pander-thon to social conservatives,....

That's nothing!

...If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants. ...

I'd love to state with certainty that this is some sort of parody, or irony.  But the good rabbi also despises certainty, and he's not too enthused over non-Rabbi, single-degree educated folks, either.

HT:  Ace


Anonymous said...

Looks like the article has been purged. The article does not come up anymore, not even in the cache.

Saint Revolution said...

Tebow: a very sincerely, humble, and cool kid indeed.

Saw him interviewed. Just a neat kid. Reminds me of my little brother.

Pray for him to stay grounded in an NFL of money and materialism.

"...render, therefore, to Caesar, the things that are Caesar's; and, to God, The Things that are God's..." --Matthew 22:21 DRV

I don't think Tebow has any problem discerning...