...A poster boy of the Christian right, Tebow steadfastly thanks Jesus after every game and, while in college, often inscribed biblical messages on his eye paint. Homeschooled in Florida, this child of missionaries turned down his selection as a Playboy All American because it was, well, Playboy.
...If Tebow wins the Super Bowl, against all odds, it will buoy his faithful, and emboldened faithful can do insane things, like burning mosques, bashing gays and indiscriminately banishing immigrants. ...
I'd love to state with certainty that this is some sort of parody, or irony. But the good rabbi also despises certainty, and he's not too enthused over non-Rabbi, single-degree educated folks, either.