An outraged father in French Valley, Calif., was arrested and charged with multiple felonies after allegedly using a stun gun on a man who “sexted” his 17-year-old daughter.
William Atwood Sr., 45, is accused of luring Justin Moore, 23, to his home, ordering him to strip down to his boxer shorts and tasering him on the shoulder. He told authorities he feared for his family’s safety after Atwood allegedly sent his teen daughter a picture of his genitals.
The poor father never heard the appropriate instructions:
"Shoot. Shovel. Shut Up."
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I would have been inclined to aim the taser a bit lower...
Advocating taking matters into one's hands, I see.
Dad29 never ceases to amaze me. While the man's actions are despicable, you sink to his level! with your suggestion. Congratulations, Jesus would be proud.
You know... because life is sacred.
Ahhh, and here come Anony and Foust.
Daddio, sarcasm isn't well read on a post, ya know.
Widdle Foustie and Anony can't handle sarcasm.
I buy my sarcasm by the barrel, snark by the yard, and parody by the gross.
So where's the sarcasm? When Dad29 says "Buy more ammo!" he doesn't really mean "buy more ammo"? His appropriate, sensible, legal measured response to sexting would be what?
It's because Dad29 is sensible enough not to think of the government as Mommy and Daddy, as Foust and Anon are wont to do.
Thanks, Amy. You figured out that I'm sensible JUST on the basis that I don't bother responding to Foust.
You get the Inferential Genius award, and it's well-deserved.
When have I ever suggested that government is Mommy, Amy?
Sarcasm and being subtle is NOT Dad29's strong suit. He KNOWS exactly what he is saying.
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