Tuesday, February 02, 2010

VanVoorhees IV on the STFU of Obama

Just a smidgen here:

...we found ourselves in unanimous accord that Mr. Obama had finally discovered political oratory's legendary lost chord, satisfying both to the trained ear of the discerning connoisseur and the primal aesthetics of the lower castes. If Congreve was correct that music hath charms to soothe the savage breast, then Mr. Obama's clever paeans to populism will hopefully tranquilize and chastise the savages of the Tea Party, that they can once again be put safely back in their proper pens.

You know you want to go there.

1 comment:

Grim said...

Iowahawk wrote that whole piece just so he could include the pun in the last sentence.