Sarkozy has announced that France will impose a "carbon tax."
In the land of the baguette and surrender (France), soon the serfs will be paying for the very air they exhale. That's right French worker drones -- you are excreting poison. And uhm it's going to cause earthquakes and tidal waves and other bad stuff, so make sure you pay carbon tax to Goldman Sachs and JP Morgan and Maurice Strong of Chicago Climate Exchange (CCX). We swear this is because we care.