So I get today's mail, which includes a letter from the State of Wisconsin's Department of Agriculture, Trade, and Consumer Protection.
It begins:
"Dear Livestock Owner,"
Yah, hey, you Lefties--have your laugh. You paid for the mailing, after all. It has nothing whatsoever to do with REALITY--I do not own, nor have "registered" any elk, musk deer, mules, pigeons, guinea fowl, cassowaries, or sheep.
But thanks, anyway.
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You sure you haven't secreted away any of those? On the sly, for a more opportune time to spring them on an unsuspecting public? Hmmmmm?
Perhaps a rabbit?
I'm not concerned about a rabbit, but, those Cassowaries are damned dangerous! Before you know it, they're EVERYWHERE!!! RUN!!!
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