Friday, August 04, 2006

Ahhh...Our Lovely State

So I get today's mail, which includes a letter from the State of Wisconsin's Department of Agriculture, Trade, and Consumer Protection.

It begins:

"Dear Livestock Owner,"

Yah, hey, you Lefties--have your laugh. You paid for the mailing, after all. It has nothing whatsoever to do with REALITY--I do not own, nor have "registered" any elk, musk deer, mules, pigeons, guinea fowl, cassowaries, or sheep.

But thanks, anyway.


Billiam said...

You sure you haven't secreted away any of those? On the sly, for a more opportune time to spring them on an unsuspecting public? Hmmmmm?

Neo-Con Tastic said...

Perhaps a rabbit?

Billiam said...

I'm not concerned about a rabbit, but, those Cassowaries are damned dangerous! Before you know it, they're EVERYWHERE!!! RUN!!!