Wednesday, March 01, 2006

Statistics

Nearly 100% of Wisconsin residents who die were seen by a doctor.

Nearly 100% of Wisconsin residents who die were in an automobile.

Nearly 100% of Wisconsin residents who die were affected by gravity.

Nearly 100% of Wisconsin residents who die inhaled Wisconsin air.

Nearly 100% of Wisconsin residents who die saw sunshine.

Well over 50% of Wisconsin residents who die met a member of the opposite sex.

The vast majority of Wisconsin residents who die paid Wisconsin state or local taxes.
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3 comments:

Billiam said...

You left one out. 100% of all Wisconsin residents who drove cars, and died, had paint on the cars. You see, it's all because of the paint industry!

3/02/2006 7:23 AM
The Badgerland Conservative said...

You've been linked! This is like what I sau: Life is the No. 1 cause of death. Or as Jim Morrison said: "No one gets out of here alive."

3/03/2006 12:52 PM
TPDN said...

http://www.soulforce.org/article/395
Just trying to help.

3/04/2006 9:00 AM

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