Saturday, June 25, 2005

Don't Scorn the Women!

Warning to all you incipient cads out there:

Furious that her geriatric romance was ending, a 78-year-old woman clad in a hairnet, stockings, bathrobe and slippers fatally shot her 85-year-old ex-beau as he read the newspaper in a senior's citizen's home, police said.

1 comment:

triticale said...

I know of a senior home in the Chicago south suburbs, run by Calvinists, where an 85 year old woman spread crotch crabs thru the entire male poplulation some years back.