Friday, June 19, 2020

Rumor: July 4th "No Cop Day"

Independence day, indeed. 

Rumor has it that July 4th, the US will become independent of police, who will suddenly, en masse, suffer from Sino Sinus Syphilis or some other malady.

Democrats and the MSM (BIRM) will have a field day with "COVID SPIKES!!!!" stories, and the armed insurrectionist division of the Democrat party will celebrate the independence-izing of thousands of 60" televisions, Iphones, and Nikes.

However, they will leave school supplies undisturbed.

As a precaution it may be prudent to limber up your 12-ga.

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