Paul Ryan, Colluder

We've become accustomed to watching Paul Ryan act silly.  But we're still surprised at some of his not-so-bright moves.

Imagine that you own a home, and that you've given spare keys to a couple of neighbors, just in case.

Now imagine that a thief and rapist wants access to your wife and children, not to mention your 54" television and collection of guns and ammo.  Your house is very well-secured, so breaking in will be almost impossible.

So the thief/rapist offers 20% of the action to your neighbors for the keys.  They happily provide that, the lousy bastards, and pretty soon your house is cleaned out and your wife is in rape-recovery.

Paul Ryan would be OK with that, because--after all--your neighbors are nice guys.  At least that's what he said about Mexico and Canada (the neighbors) the other day.

I disagree with this decision. Instead of addressing the real problems in the international trade of these products, today’s action targets America’s allies when we should be working with them to address the unfair trading practices of countries like China.

Paul Ryan, Colluder of the House.